Good afternoon people of earth i am master plutoion the daily cludge of pluto on on to the headlines
Plution scientists have just discovered a new species of plutodogs called pluyolionmuts (not really know how to pronounce it wad so ever) but it's face has yet to be shown. Rumor has it that it is soooo ulgy that any one who see it will... wait.... TURN PRETTY??? wad is thes man??? it is soooo ulgy so how does it make you pretty??? well let the rumoes spread for all it care( cause this is not me problem).
Next plutoions are protesting on the street as earth says that they do not accept pluto in their solar system so plugotron goes to the street to interview the citizens
plugotron: so how do you feel about the earthion's statements ?
street men: this earthions ************ ( swareing to the earthoins) who zey zhink zhey are zaying our planet is za zwarf planet how could zhis be??
(back in the studio) The plutions also plan to send a black hole bomb to earth so you earthions GOOD LUCK LOOOOOSERS we plutions are here to kill you,
In the next issue ( proably never again ) the first lycans that landed on pluto and turning all of our precious plutions into lycanplonic (real word lycantropic) people.
WAD WILL HAPPEN TO OUR PEOPLE stay tunned......
this is not the real news if you believe any of this news well i do not know wad to say....
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